Michael's Shower: Marriage is not a group activity

The other week, I was told that my friendship was valued. I have been trying to measure that value. I think she was just being nice, like everyone else. We almost never talk. I think I get more air time on her answering machine than I do with her.

I was told that I should do a group activity, then she might show... The second I heard that, I wanted to raise the middle finger and say "group this!"