If politicians were like Steve Jobs, they would work for $1 a year and make the future of this country something amazing.

If you are just now praying about who to vote for, it may be too late.

Testing is no fun. "I apparently get pretty flustered."

Cash flow going the wrong direction. "Just great."

I wonder if I can get a part-time job as a 4G hot spot. "I've got a mi-fi device. How much should I charge per minute?"

Spring? "I smelled the flowers before I saw them."

Twitter buys Posterous? "That's preposterous. Where did they get the money?"

Looking back. "How I wish I was still working with that evil person... Not!"

Time change! "Lose an hour of sleep?"

SPUCWorkerProcess.exe? "Sweet. Got that one right. So, what did I miss?"

Stupid DRM. "I could not transfer the WMA book to the iPod Touch?"

In Austria. "Well, at the embassy. Close enough."

Visual Studio 11 Beta is out. "I wanted to check it out, but I did not want to mess up my computer... Hold on, I have a Windows 7 VM. Sweet."