How do you change a tire for a plane? "In the air?"

Can you even retrieve luggage after it has been checked in and before the flight? "Sounds like it would be a pain."

What? It is still May? Feels like this month was fairly long. "Mostly good times though."

Stupid TSA. "I feel more secure my toothpaste was taken from my bag."

Sad day? "I thought the subdued feeling on the metro was due to the weather. Just looked at my profile!"

Does an Internet search make one dumber? "A Social search might, especially if you friend is dumb."

I like ads. "Found out about my next book I might like to listen to."

Ben Franklin walked on to the metro this morning. "Should try for a picture."

How do I get/find a telecommuting job?

First day back and very much rested. "There was a period of foreboding , but I'm good now."

I will miss my nieces: holding their hands, swimming in the pool, and the funny things they say.

I'm not looking forward to the next few weeks, but I suppose it is better than other experiences I could have.

And I have Memorial Day weekend to look forward to.

Labor Day weekend cruise? "Should I just fly to Aruba?"

What are these files that need updating?